A doorman apparently.
Or door woman.
Either way, everyone at work was born in a barn. At work I sit with my back is to the door that leads into the employee break room/ bathroom. They tell me there used to be a sign asking that the door be kept shut, but it was never put back up after they painted (years ago). The open door wouldn't be a problem if the soda machine didn't sound like it was a plane taking off. But, instead, when the door is open, I hear a constant roaring behind me.
So, I've been at work for two hours and have gotten up to shut the door six times. This is definitely cutting into my internet surfing time.
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